the xniquet-wiki: xniquet [blogger]

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Background information

birth name: unknown but rumors has it that he goes by the name of "Lim Peh Bern", "Kabin lim" is also one of the names that was rumored; Vern

also known as: x; mr. x, 34 year old virgin; macho man, nigga

born: January 5,1980

status: widowed, engaged and now celibate

origin: Malaysia

occupation: Blogger, Heavy MSN user, Musician, Mountain Biker, Review god, Bit Torrent Expert, Certified Virgin Curer, Sex Kung Fu Martial Artist, Natural Bra Un-hooker, Owner of the xniquet-wiki blogshop, Bleach-o-holic, KFC addict,Graffiti Artist, Sex Addict, Amatuer Movie/Music Crictic, Daredevil Surfer, The Fucking Cook, Psycho in the making

no. of blogs authored: 18

blog authored: red empress, xniquet's vlog, guest book, red groteskes chinese...forgotten

founder: xniquetwiki

co-founder: the review god

pets: woa woa

neopet: binksterz (not sure if she is still alive)

band: xniquet.live (current), tourniquet, confusions

role model: patrick star

phone line used: maxis, DiGi

membership: marilyn manson legion, persatuan kolam renang kuantan (4 years of membership fees in arrears), U2 Fan Club, NIN Fan Club

worships: KFC and Pepsi, Hooters!!!!

could be relative of: josh lim (advertlet), lim goh tong (genting), steven lim (model from singapore)

powerful ally: lim kit siang (since he added him as friend in his facebook)

dreams of becoming: Triple H

Favorite sex position: anything difficult like a piledriver

blog url : http://xniquetx.blogspot.com

social network:
Facebook (xniquet@hotmail.com)
Ahmoi.com (xniquetlive@yahoo.com)
Vampirefreaks.com (xniquet@gmail.com)

online photo album:
Flickr.com -
1. xniquet
2. xniquetlive
3. xniquetlive2

on twitter

Contents 1 Origins 1.1 Biography 1.2 Current 2 Career 2.1 Blogging 2.11 Guest blog 2.2 Music 2.3 Business 2.4 Cooking 2.5 Biking 3 What others say / External reference 4 Blogger's avatar

Biography

There is nothing much left that xniquet hasn’t already done except homosexuality, anal sex, ass rimming, necrophilia and killing himself. Living his daily life differently and not sticking to a routine or plan is what he intends to do, that is why he claims to be a non-conformist. Born, raised and taught to be Christian, xniquet is nowhere near a Jesus freak. He spent 6 fucking years of his life studying in Sunway College and then slaving his ass off as a white collar slave in an accounting firm, burning midnight oil and kissing asses just to get that good-for-nothing promotion which in turn raised too many eyebrows and thus making him an easy target of office politics. After losing his wife to an accident, he fell into a period of serious depression which results in heavy alcohol abuse which led to xniquet losing his job and landed in serious debts. But all of that is over; he now resides in his quiet peaceful home town near one of Malaysia’s most beautiful beach with his parents and his dog Woa Woa to pull himself together. He is the younger of 2 in his family, while his estranged sister lives in Ipoh, they had never spoken in the last 3 years. While he was running the rat race, he was staying at Ridzuan Apartments in Sunway and works at the heart of KL’s jam area Jalan Raja Laut. And after being through alcohol rehabilitation and starting his life all over again, xniquet manage to pick himself up and was back on the right track again. This was how xniquet got his life as a beach bum, full time surfer, mountain/downhill biker, musicians and the proud owner of a company who does outsourcing, bicycle part trader and cybercafe owner.

OF MEETING LISA
After being away to Japan for 2 months, xniquet had to go back to his office to work out all the work that has been piled up. This was when he realized that in the Cafeteria below his office was a pretty and cute Malay girl whom he couldn't took his eye off. So determined to get to know her, xniquet visited the shop for more than 20 times in the span of two days which me later found out that she wasn't Malay but 3 quarter "Orang Asli"(aborigines) and a quarter Japanese. And this is how he got to know Lisa who became his fiancee and then became his ex-fiancee.

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Cute Malay Girl Behind the Counter

OF SURFING INJURIES AND KFC
It was a stormy night on 29 April 2008 when it happened, xniquet and his surfing buddies saw what they haven't seen for a long time. Huge ass waves which was too good to be true. It was like a dream come true for them, so they started taking out their board and started surfing at night. But the wave got too rough while others came out of the sea, xniquet who as usual wanted to proof that he was a daredevil / jackass, continued on surfing. The current was too strong; it swept xniquet sideways towards the rocks, then slammed him so hard on the ocean bed and then dragged him out to sea again. The impact of the wave was so hard that xniquet smashed his left foot on the rocks which instantly fractured it. He hit his fore head hit hard on the ocean floor that left a scar on his forehead. Thus, this is the age of the broken foot for xniquet. During the impact of his feet on the rocks, it got some cuts by the shell fish which was on the rock. xniquet is severely allergic to shell fishes; this is the account of how xniquet got sepsis (blood poisoning). After months of resting, pain killers and more resting, xniquet got better and went for his final doctor's appointment in June. In the process of recuperating, xniquet has re-watched most of his DVD collections ate numerous KFC and drink all this Pepsi stock and in doing so gain 1kgs to to-date.

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OF AN IPOH GIRL IN A PUSH-UP BRA

Somewhere in May 2008, xniquet's mother's friend's daughter from Ipoh was sent for practical training in Kuantan's Polytechnic. Therefore, as a favor from xniquet"s mother to her friend, xniquet play host to this girl for the whole duration of her doing her practical. His first impress towards her was she was a country girl in a push up bra. But later on, as their friendship grew. She became xniquet's movie buddy, online game provider and competition for Lisa. Later in the posts, she was referred to as Miss Long Long (MLL) because woawoa keeps slipping of her legs while trying to hump her. Nothing happened between xniquet and MLL and they remain as good friends to this day even though they never contacted each other after they departed in July.

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OF LOS ANGELAS, GETTING ENGAGE AND TATTOOS
A week before leaving for US, xniquet and his band mates made a trip to Bangkok, in which for the first time of his life, xniquet was introduced to the wonderful world of cocaine. After coming back from the trip, xniquet found himself in a sticky situation of which he found himself getting engaged with Lisa. You can say that cocaine and also the soft spot in his heart was the thing that triggered the engagement. xniquet went to Pasadena and stayed with his friend Cheeseburger eddy, his old classmate. He was there for a week long guitar clinic and at the end of August he will be going for Nine Inch Nail's Lights Over North America's Concert in Philadelphia. Lisa is now with xniquet and is currently touring the state of California and is going to head east to Philadelphia this 24.08.08. xniquet got his first tattoo which is in a shape of a red color i-Ching on 7 august 2008. This trip with Lisa is something like a trial run for them.

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OF WEDDING BELLS

To love someone, you also really need to know that you can spend a lot of time with her and at the end of this trip. xniquet would probably have a wedding date to announce. xniquet is expected to return to Malaysia mid of September. After returning back to Malaysia without an actual wedding date, xniquet and Lisa were still going to go ahead with the marriage plan but on a later date. Very much after he secure a work in LA and only get all the marriage procedure done, so that they could move to LA together. Even so that have already planned to have a engagement wedding and a engagement invitation has already been design and was about ready to send out for printing.

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OF A GRIEVE LOST AND CANCELING THE WEDDING

But once again, xniquet's life hit rock bottom with the lost of his mother. It was apparent to everyone that he wasn't that strong and took the easy way out by hitting the road, traveling from state to state aimlessly, drinking his life away. And not only that, he canceled his wedding to Lisa. xniquet have completely shut himself from everyone, his family, his friend and even send his beloved dog woa woa to disciplinary school all the While he was on the road, he stayed in cheap hotels and common houses, met with people and scum from all walks and life and heard their tales. Of which xniquet had only shared one of them, this was about the act of necrophilia in Malaysia's general hospitals. Living a reckless and careless life; he plans to drink and fornicate his life away; at many times sick and tired of life, wanted to end it.

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OF BEING A SATANIST

xniquet submitted his form to church the church of Satan and recently been given the recognition and honor being a 2nd level Warlock by the council of nine's Order of Trapeziod, an honor given by the Church of Satan.

OF A THAI HOOKER
But after he brief encounter with a Thai hooker name Noi in one of the sleaziest pub in the state of Pahang, it changed his view on life and it made him return back to home. But haunted by the memories of the past, xniquet option to camp on in his studio which pretty much he made it his home now; with limited furniture and fittings and a shit load of cable, xniquet begins to go through his final work on xniquet.live's upcoming LP which would be released pretty soon.

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OF BEING A GRAFFITI ARTIST

And in the mist of it all, xniquet has developed an interest in graffiti, practically, the ones using stencil. So he devoted most of his time designing and making stencil to grace the walls, infrastructure and public toilets. Hence becoming a vandal in the making; his very first of himself where himself and spray can it on road signs, sub power station and public telephone booths. As a graffiti artist, he did some art work on his guitars and also on windows which pictures can be found in his Flickr account and Facebook account. Currently he is doing a new stencil on the current prime minister with a middle finger. This is very likely to be placed on a government building's wall in the very near future.

OF DEATH AND XNIQUET
Death has always been massive part in xniquet's life, even at an early age; he had to deal with the death of some many close people in his life. The first one which he never mentioned in any of his post was the passing of his grandmother in the year 1993 which was a rather big blow to him because she was the only person in the family which he was close with. But somehow, her death opened the door and created a bridge for xniquet and his mum and dad. At that time they began to interact at a deeper level. 10 years after that, the single most hard hit blow that left xniquet torn down to the ground was the passing of his wife in November 2003 that left him almost bankrupt and turned to alcohol. Early 2008, xniquet lost one of his closest friend Michael Backstienbeck. Xniquet would like to think that Michael was the brother that he never had. Come October 11, 2008, moment before xniquet was suppose to meet up with some of his blogger friends in Seremban, news came of the passing of his mother which meant the world to him. This was when he decided to go into exile and take a short break from the virtual world.

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OF BECOMING THE FUCKING COOK

On December 2008, xniquet has joined a community project to help old folks which has no kids to take care of them. Doing house chores and things that are hard for older folks to do around the house to make their life easier; In addition to that, cook them meals so that they are well fed. xniquet joined these wasn't for the religion part of it but just to make life easier for the old folks and also because he loves to cook and what better way than to enjoy cook and help people at the same time. This is how the fucking cook came about. All the recipe and pictures of what xniquet have created during this period is document in the section of the fucking cook in this wiki and also picture of the food is uploaded to his Flickr and Facebook. Thus xniquet is now also known as the Fucking Cook.

OF FUCKING A CLOSE FRIEND

xniquet always has a talent in getting himself in shit; Jane was friend that xniquet have known for some years now but have recent gotten close when she return to her hometown. Yet in the heat of the moment xniquet had sex with her on the beach on a cold night after pulling a dumb ass stunt of surfing in the icy cold water. But things got funky weird after that and finally after 3 months of not seeing each other, they finally came to an accord that what happened that night was just pure animal lust and nothing more. So finally they broke the taboo of sleeping with your close friend. Now they are tighter than ever, in fact that little stunt of sleeping together didn't ruin their friendship but in fact strengthen it.

OF A CONFESSED CRUSH

It is not every day that xniquet tells someone that he like her yet take no initiative. And it is not every fucking day that he likes a person whom he has never even met yet feels so strongly about. But all this amounts to nothing because deep down inside he knows that he is beyond all the lovey dovey romantic bullshit. I mean who would ever think that this fucked up son of a bitch could ever been serious and nothing about him has a good ending. That is why for now ,xniquet wishes to keep this as a crush and wants nothing more of it; it is for the girl's sake because xniquet is never will be good enough for her. But he is not rejecting any future amour.

Current

updated 10.03.2009

Standing at 178cm weighting in 60.5 kg (5 feet 10, 121.0 pounds) and have a stunning 9% body fat. xniquet appears to be very much alive and dreams to be Triple H but it seems his dream is slipping away.

Current stuff in his life:

xniquet is currently watching:

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - Season 2
Supernatural - Season 4
Heroes - Season 2
Battlestar Galactica - Season 1
Knight Rider - Season 1
Bleach
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

xniquet is currently reading:

The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
Demons:The Devil, Possession and Exorcism by Anthony Finlay

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Blogging Career

FAQs: How did xniquet started blogging?

He was introduced to the world of blogging by one of his girlfriend (who is a heavy blogger but he doesn’t read her blog, giving the excuse that he respects her privacy and he didn’t need to find out things about her through the internet) – Ah Ping. Near the end of 2005, Ah Ping got transferred to Singapore, so she made him co-author a blog, where they were suppose to post an entry everyday about what they were doing, so that they would know what both of them were up to. To xniquet, it was just like going to school hell again, where the teachers expects you to keep a everyday journal and she will check on it from time to time. Being out of school and now he now finds himself caught up in the world of homework again. But things didn’t work out for the both of them, so shortly after she moved to Singapore, they broke up and the blog was history. As you may know, xniquet’s current blog URL is xniquetx.blogspot.com, it is not because he was to make the URL more EMO-like by adding “x” in front and behind it, it is because the blog which I just mentioned above has taken the URL of xniquet.blogspot.com and he doesn’t remember the email and password to that account. Therefore it is just there as a fucking reminder of the past. You can drop by there but all the post has been erased and all you have is just a title to look at.

see: xniquet's blogging campaign

Music Career

xniquet has always have the interested in music since young. Ever since he was given a guitar at the age of 7; He has been playing the guitar ever since but being self taught he has never been any good at it. Until he met a girl in church when he was 14 and just because he wanted to impressed her, xniquet put a lot of effort into learning the guitar that it paid off. Not only he got the girl who was 2 years older than him, he managed to be improved and become a better guitarist. At the age of 15 he already been playing lead guitar for 3 different churches. xniquet taught himself guitar for years before going for lesson when he reached the age of 17. He signed up for a classical guitar course but after seeing his passion for the instrument, his guitar mentor decides to give him a little extra and introduced xniquet into the world of Flamenco Music.

See: xniquet.live

Business Career

	xniquet's office which he rarely goes to

All the while, xniquet has been a white collar slave being in the audit field. Even before he graduated from ACCA, he has been working in the field of company secretarial and accounting field in medium size accounting. Soon after he got his ACCA, he was slaving away in a larger accounting firm, dealing in audit and then specializing in company liquidation and corporate reconstruction with a portfolio of clients like Time Engineering, Ho Wah Genting and Transpo Malaysia under his belt. After leaving his job in KL to start anew in his hometown, xniquet was lucky enough to meet a old timer who was going to retire and he was handed down a large list of client. So with the list of client, xniquet started a company which becomes the middle man for freelancer. Tourniquet Enterprise was the name of a outsource company that xniquet started. It offered accounting services, internal control evaluation and tax services, later on it provides liquidation and winding up services too. The company’s business really took off and within a year, another Company calling Tourniquet Consulting Sdn Bhd was form and xniquet was named director and shareholder. Currently the company administration is being run by the other directors while xniquet only does the monitoring of the company’s financial position. xniquet has also started a on call bicycle second hands parts trading company, but being the people who was in the sport of mounting biking or downhill biking are filthy rich, the business didn’t really pick up. Recently upon returning from Japan, xniquet was approach by an old friend to ask if he is interested in investing in a cyber café. SO xniquet decided to join in the fun and become a sleeping partner of a Cyber Café call CD access which is located on the second floor in Kuantan Parade.

Seriously, How to be Sleeping Parther ?

Cooking Career

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Biking Career

xniquet is an amateur mountain biker and also downhill biker. Have not won anything from any competition except for scars and bruises. He is still active in this sport, in fact trains every day but currently on a very low level. xniquet's mountain biking was highlighted and interviewed in uth.com. The article gives an insight and history of xniquet's early biking days.

The unedited article : interview by Evie forUth.com

Uth: What first drew you to cross country mountain biking? And what keeps driving you? How and when you did first started exploring this particular uber cool game?

Would you believe me if I tell you that I crawl my way to my first bicycle and I have been pedaling since. You see, my dad was a second generation bicycle shop owner, but due to the economic turmoil, he had to close it down. But that didn’t stop me from cycling. Being born in a household who fix and sell bicycle for a living, I had the chance to see all sort bicycle, how they have evolve through the years, from the normal big black Hercules bicycle to ever cool looking chopper to BMX to road racer bikes with slicks to mountain bike with knobby tires and to the full suspension downhill bikes. I have never been too serious with biking when I was young, it only serve me as a mode of transportation for me to go for tuitions or just to go out with my friends. I never really got serious with mountain biking until the last few years. When I was 24, I just go out of alcohol rehab and I was practically living off my parents, for my birthday my dad got me this really cool looking China made mountain bike. To be frank, the bike was heavy as hell and it was in the lowest quality. But it kinda shattered me to tears to see what parents would do for their children to cheer them up. I mean I was broke and jobless and my parents were semi retired and we were having problems putting food on our table. And it was on my 24th birthday that I took my very first mountain bike out, equipped with only a kid’s bicycle helmet (I couldn’t afford an adult’s helmet) and a crappy AM /FM tuner (I don’t even dare dream of owning an iPod). I went on my very first mountain bike trip alone. I haven’t ridden any bikes for years, I was totally unfit, the 21 speed gears confused me, my legs was quivering, my lungs felt tight and my stomach was in turmoil. I will never forget my first trip, because it made me feel that I could achieve and bounce back again after all that I have been through and it didn’t take a fancy mountain bike along with super cool gears and gadget to go with it. I felt peace from within just by pedaling and enjoying the scenes of the nature. What drive keeps driving me to do it? It is the peace and calmness that I feel when I go cycling. From that day onwards, I cycled every single day.

Uth: Tell me more bout (this interesting sports game).

The mountain bike has been introduced in the 1970s but it only gained popularity here in the recent years. Mountain biking was started by a few people who were looking for an exciting alternative to cycling on the road. It is now an international sport which anyone can pursue on any level from being a professional racer to just going on an occasional family outing. Today, millions of people of all ages have discovered that mountain biking is incredibly fun and addictive. First thing if you notice about the mountain bike is that it has wide knobby tires, together with its wide range of gearing that it is fitted – the standard now is the 27 gearing derailleur gearing which makes it all terrain ready. Its versatility makes them to be ridden over most kind of terrain.

Uth: When and where do you normally go wild with this particular sport?

As the name of the sport suggest, mountain biking involves riding bicycle through mountains, But it is not just that, these bikes are designed to be ridden off-road, which means along tracks, through woods, over rocks, across rivers – in fact anywhere you wish to go. Being in Kuantan is pretty cool because it has a rich supply of forest reserves here. And most of the time, I would go to one of these forest to enjoy this sport. I cannot really begin to tell you the thrill that I get when I am speeding down a track, the satisfactory of stretching yourself physically and mentally and the exhilaration of exploring the beautiful scenery that I have never thought exist. When it rains, you are definitely going to get yourself all covered in mud and to me that adds to the fun of it.

uth:Where do you need to get started?

To start mountain biking of course you need a mountain bike, but with so many different mountain bikes and components to choose from; the most important thing is to choose a the right bike size and also a bike to suit your riding style and ability. You should stop by the nearest mountain bike shop and I am sure that the people there will be helpful enough to help you get a bike that suits you and your budget. Some of the vendor might even organized off road trips for their client to get them started and the best thing is, these trips are usually free. Next thing is your clothes and accessories. The helmet is the most important gear because it protects your head. Next would be proper clothing, shoes, gloves and protective eye wear if you are planning to cycle thru thick and unchartered forest. Some basic road tools and home tools are optional. These tools enable you to do some simple tweaking on your own.

uth:How many bikes do you own?

I have four bikes now, Specialized Rockhopper (Shimano XT group set), Giant Team XTC (Shimano XTR group set), Intense 5.5 EVP full suspension (XTR group set) and the brandless bike that my dad got my for my 24th birthday.

Uth: What do you do with your time when you aren’t biking?

When I am not on a bike, I would spend some of my time learning about the mechanism of how the mountain bike works and try to tweak the bike on my own in hopes that it will improve its performance. I have create a work space at my home now, so that I can clean and tweak my bikes, and I must say that the amount of my work shop’s tools are getting pretty respectable. Besides working on my bike, I also train my upper body to balance up, because cycling uses lower body strength. A biker must always remember that the bike no matter how good the performance is only as good as the rider only. Increasing your body strength and endurance is vital if you want to improve in this sport.

Uth: What advice do you have for mountain biking reading this?

To those who are new to this sports, remember to always have your helmet on whenever you are riding on a bike and don’t go into deep forest trail alone. To the seasoned mountain bikers do take alternate routes, don’t go riding on the same route over and over again, because continuous ridding through those trails would seriously damaged the eco system there. Remember Mother Nature and always changed your route from time to time and finally to those mountain biking freaks, please do not bring your chainsaw into the jungle and think you can saw your way through to create new trails, that is so wrong, please stop that.

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